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Created on 2012-01-17 09:33:37 (#1431579), never updated
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| Name: | The Stig |
|---|---|
| Location: | United Kingdom |
Some say...
if you tune a radio in the UK to 88.4MHz you can hear his thoughts, and he was raised by wolves...
he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and he's afraid of bells...
he naturally faces magnetic north, and all his legs are hydraulic...
he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and there's an airport in Russia named after him...
only seven people have looked the Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now, and that he daydreams of Rubens Barrichello being caught in a ham slicer...
the Stig has seen every single episode of 1980s sitcom The Golden Girls at least eight times, and his left nipple is the shape of the Nürburgring...
every time someone uses the word ‘mincemeat’, the Stig gets 25p, and his salary is paid by the BBC in strong pornograph...
his first name really is 'The', and if he caught fire he would burn for 1000 days...
his heart ticks like a watch, and his voice can only be heard by cats...
he can only digest meat and rocks, and his ears have a paisley lining...
but all we know is, he's called THE STIG
if you tune a radio in the UK to 88.4MHz you can hear his thoughts, and he was raised by wolves...
he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and he's afraid of bells...
he naturally faces magnetic north, and all his legs are hydraulic...
he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and there's an airport in Russia named after him...
only seven people have looked the Stig straight in the eyes. They are all dead now, and that he daydreams of Rubens Barrichello being caught in a ham slicer...
the Stig has seen every single episode of 1980s sitcom The Golden Girls at least eight times, and his left nipple is the shape of the Nürburgring...
every time someone uses the word ‘mincemeat’, the Stig gets 25p, and his salary is paid by the BBC in strong pornograph...
his first name really is 'The', and if he caught fire he would burn for 1000 days...
his heart ticks like a watch, and his voice can only be heard by cats...
he can only digest meat and rocks, and his ears have a paisley lining...
but all we know is, he's called THE STIG
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